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Short but funny

Everything was kind of cheap, and the whole thing was pretty short itself, but good for a laugh... I liked the "you have no friends" part, you understood the nerds' psychology at best hehe.

janzadbany responds:

Thank you very much :)

Impressive

I played some 3d flash games around the web, and I have to say that this is by far the best one. The other ones looked like they were trying to impress with their 3d graphics, failing miserably. This one is so natural, the 3d feels so spontaneous... Outstanding, simply outstanding, very fun to play too.

rumblesushi responds:

Thanks a lot for the comments guys, it's appreciated. We've worked literally 24/7 to achieve this 3D performance in Flash.

Deserved more

There are some crappy flashes that pass through the portal with 2.30 and this got only 1.68... Yeah it's not a masterpiece but 1.68 is way to low for it. I actually think you did a pretty good job with programming it, the upgrades worked well and I like the text coming out when you buy something at the blood shop, you're kind of a good programmer. Graphics were too essential though, as mentioned before, there are problems with movie clips detecting too, and I think that the frame rate is just too low... It's 12 frames per second, right? I would suggest 24 so that the game is smoother and it doesn't take forever for Bob to land. Other than that it's not that bad I think.

kirill1996 responds:

Ok thanks, I will higher the framerate to 24

I actually though the end was funny

I've played the whole thing to watch that crappy stickman fight ahah that wasn't a bad idea. The game itself was pretty entertaining, but sometimes controls didn't work well and there was no music, but still a decent submission.

CageClaypool responds:

Thanks man. you're the first guy to get the joke.

A good demo

Controls were easy, the game itself worked well, but the lack of music makes it empty... What's more I don't speak a word of Spanish (except for mierda), it wouldn't be bad if you made it in English, for newgrounds is an american website. Other than that I thought it was good, those cats had very evil faces ahah.

ocitobabycompany responds:

Ok, thanks friend, and went up the English version, as to the background music, not because it is the demo, but it will have the full version: D greetings:)

It's fair but needs improvements

The story is hilarious (the first call of his life ahah), and the game itself is pretty amazing considering that it's your first game. I didn't like the fact that you have to redo the previous level if you die: at some point I fell down a cliff and I found myself 3 levels before without even realizing what happened. Other than that, I also liked the graphics, I think that you did a pretty good job overall.

PlagueStudios responds:

Thanks man. I'm also a pretty young developer, so yeah. Thanks for understanding that this is my first game :P

Very nice.

But I hate the windy level.

AwokerR responds:

The sequel won't have a windy level.

Yeah impossible

I could only pass the first level so I right-clicked through the other three levels. The idea itself was good, but the game was impossible ahah. That was funny anyway, graphics were very good and the final boss was funny. I liked the message at the end of the game "you wasted enough time to finish it, you should feel proud" ahah. good, I gave you 5/5.

Pachira responds:

Thanks very much! Actually, I guessed that the people would say it was impossible. :P

Good

Congratulations, I gave you 5 stars because I think this was very good, even if I get stuck in the second level.

Deathstrom45 responds:

Awh man the second lvl is eay compared to the third. I beat the 3rd on my 5th try but it was damn hard, the key is patience.

Awesome!

If you can't find the fla file make at least a sequel!!! I loved it, some death were too funny!!! Ahah "for some reason you turned into a crappy windows screen saver" ahah!

silverbackjack responds:

Im creating another game in this style its not a sequel as such but itll be bigger longer and uncut (excuse the poor movie reference) diablo the parody!!! if you like this game you'll love it

I am Gurzociurlo, I make trash toons, games, music and strudels. I was born in Locarno, a town in which there is a lake I always pee and shit in. Played in many bands, all of them shitty. I would describe my stile with post-universalism. Fuck you Thomas.

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