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As said yesterday

I can understand italian, but it's kinda random anyway, and this is the SAME CARTOON OF YESTERDAY, nothing changed. Make something different and I'll vote 5. Also, make english subtitles for the other newgrounders.

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sapere l'ITALIANO ha i suoi vantaggi, io lo parlo!

A very funny cartoon, now I translate: "Le avventure di nonna troia" means "The adventures of bitch grandma" and when the girl says "Nonna ma che cazzo di storia mi stai raccontando?" it means "Grandma, what fucking story are you telling me??". Anyway the pooping animal had no sense, it was stupid, and THAT ITALIAN WAS REALLY BAD PRONONCIATED...

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P.s.: Sono d'accordo con ddotccDPU, non mettere filmati in italiano su Newgrounds senza sottotitoli in inglese, le persone normali non capiscono...

Mmm, I don't like Madness

Anyway, I'll review it for animation etc. Animation was pretty good and smooth, but I could see that there were only movie clips and you guys animated with Motion Tweens. It was brush drawn, everyone thinks that brush sucks, I think that it's the best tool on Flash, you can do what you want and if you optimize the shape you can do what you want. It was too short, even if it's part 1. Althrough (which is probably wrong written) I think you did a great job with it, even if I don't like Madness. Hoping I'll can watch a "Non Madness" toon by you here on Newgrounds one day...

Gurzociurlo

Great!

Man, this flash was so cool! I didn't understand it, but it was cool! The music was cool too, addicted to the movie. I loved the alternative ending, that was too funny! That was a great movie!

Borogrove responds:

Hey, your vote is as good as anyone else's whether you understood the movie or not, so it's all the same to me. I'm joking with you, of course.

It seems some people didn't like the ending; maybe I should consider switching it with the alternative one.

Wow

Even Dumbassdude is improving his work!! This episode has cool grafix, now I know that you are not so stupid as you looked like! I hope that this will win an award

Gurzociurlo

DumbassDude responds:

well it will never win an award, thanks anyway for your compliments.

Awesome grafix!!!

That rocked!!! I swear dude! Gradients were PERFECTS!!! AWESOME!!!

Art-by-Andy responds:

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You hit the nail on the head with me. Gradients have always been a challenge for me but I've stayed focused on perfecting it. Practice makes perfect. Thanks again!!!

Dumbass Dude rocks!

Man, you rule!!! 5/5, cant wait for episode 10

DumbassDude responds:

Neither can I !!!!

Ok, check out my new review

Yeah, I am the same Gurzociurlo, this time my review will be a lot better: I don't know why these kinda toons always pass through the portal, I think that they are crap, but lots people like them, so nevermind. Bad photoshop, only one image, the only thing I liked was the music of the intro, I didn't like the rest. Adolf Hitler is starting annoying me, so I gave this entry only 1/5
Cool review? K

Gurzociurlo

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

They pass because they rock.

Fun...

...ny

awesome

Man, grafix were very good, sounds too, and it was a really smooth animation! It was a Frame By Frame, so to vote atleast 3/5 is mandatory. I voted 5/5 because I really liked it and I think that you can become one of the Kings of the Portals here on Newgrounds. Congratulations.

Gurzociurlo

I am Gurzociurlo, I make trash toons, games, music and strudels. I was born in Locarno, a town in which there is a lake I always pee and shit in. Played in many bands, all of them shitty. I would describe my stile with post-universalism. Fuck you Thomas.

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