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I am Gurzociurlo, I make trash toons, games, music and strudels. I was born in Locarno, a town in which there is a lake I always pee and shit in. Played in many bands, all of them shitty. I would describe my stile with post-universalism. Fuck you Thomas.

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Posted by Gurzociurlo - March 19th, 2014


A new game is being made as we speak, and guess what, it will be as crappy as the previous ones! Just not the Coglioni Unterschiede kind of crappy, more like the Uirlo Laif one. So, yes, look forward for this crappy game, or should I say, krappy game!


Posted by Gurzociurlo - December 15th, 2013


I just noticed I didn't submit anything in 2013, and the year is almost over. I really want to submit some flash this year, not a quality one, I just want the future me to be able to say "yeah, 2013 and still going, I sure lasted a longtime!", so here I am, awfully uninspired, utterly unmotivated, continuing this project I started back in 2011, when I was a bit more motivated than now (not drastically, though). As the Swiss-Italians say, it's time I pulled straw out of my ass, which basically means that I must get my work done.

Don't worry, I promise you it will be shitty as usual.


Posted by Gurzociurlo - April 3rd, 2013


Am I the only one experiencing problems with Newgrounds? I can't seem to leave long reviews or send private messages, does anybody have the same issue?


Posted by Gurzociurlo - June 2nd, 2011


Summer time is approaching, and I was thinking about programming a sequel to Uirlo Laif... That game had unexpected good reactions, not awesome but still, not bad, which is weird if you think about the genre of the game and the high amount of nonsense in it. I'll seriously take into consideration the idea of making another one, maybe longer and with scrollable text.
I always wanted to start a series aswell, about that Uirlo Babbi, I've got ideas too, but I'd need to talk (voice acting), and my English accent is just awful, it would take me forever to learn how to speak properly, and I haven't got a lot of time on my hands. I could make the toons in Italian and put subtitles, but generally people don't seem to appreciate. Well, I'll just start programming the game as soon as summer vacations begin, that'll need no voice acting so it's ok, and if I find a solution I'll make cartoons aswell, even if subtitles are still the most probable way to make my stuff understandable... Why on earth am I writing anyway? No one reads haha.


Posted by Gurzociurlo - April 3rd, 2011


Somehow, my UIRLO LAIF managed to get into a list of selected flashes by Tom Fulp, the Big Boss ahah. I have to admit that this is the first thing that made me proud in 20 years, my life is so sad, my family doesn't love me. Just kidding, but hey I'm in the list of the Creator, check me out! I'm awesome!
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/12 30588

How did this happen nor even I know...


Posted by Gurzociurlo - January 22nd, 2011


New crappy flash game coming soon. It won't be a real game, more like a nonsense concentrate. I'm not expecting to win awards, I just want to submit something stupid.


Posted by Gurzociurlo - June 19th, 2010


We Swiss managed to do absurd thing this year: we were defeated by Germany in ice hockey, and we beated Spain in soccer... Where's the meaning in all this?


Posted by Gurzociurlo - June 1st, 2008


...and who cares? By the way I don't even have flash anymore, I gotta install it again.

I haven't been doing toons for a long time...


Posted by Gurzociurlo - July 18th, 2007


Eh? What's the use of writing this?