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The best one yet

I really loved the dance of the manwhore and the quest, I also loved the milk of the manwhore, but this movie takes the best of the two: a song with Fernando's pseudo-sexy voice and an actual weird plot, it's simply the best idea you could have come up with.
I also gave it a perfect 10 because I loved Fernando's face while drinking his cocktail haha.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

Why would you upload something like this

You haven't done anything. Any optical illusion can be found on google, you just put them together. Then, random NG stuff, why??? Why should somebody be interested in watching the NG tank after watching 3 or 4 optical illusions found on the internet? You haven't done absolutely anything, so you receive an absolute 0. I'm sorry, but maybe if ou try to do atleast something, I'll give you a better score next time.

History

If an alien asked me what is animation, this is the video I'd show him.

golfinho responds:

thanks man

What did you do in this toon?

The audio was ripped off from stepbrothers, there was no animation, the artwork was horrible... I usually like spending time writing reviews giving advices, but there's really few to review in here, try to do something yourself, build up a story and animate it (and by animation I don't mean a slidshow of badly drawn stickmen).

Wooohow, what the hell!

I have mixed feelings... Or no? What was this???

bigheartbabe responds:

no you don't

You're the one who made I Love Dogs, right?

What I like about you is that I could be able to recognize every single one of your animations, I mean, you have your own personal style when drawing, which is something pretty rare nowadays. Congratulations!
Ah, as usual, it was disturbingly funny ghgh.

funymony responds:

MY OWN PERSONAL STYLE!? IN FLASH!
YAY! Haha, this comment means so much to me, really!

I've been told my stuff is similar to Eddsworld

I love the brush tool. I'll better my skills and push Flash's limits when I get out of college. ROCK ON DOOD.

Looks like the beginning of a good series

It had clean artwork, a pleasant tune and a good voice acting, it was funny and very enjoyable, I can't wait to see the next episode to see how this series evolves, but you made a very good job so far, keep it up!

This video has absolutely nothing

No animation, no interactivity, no entertrainment. It's just a song with subtitles, and they're even out of sync.
Not to be mean, but as non-American (as you can probably see, my English is kind of shitty) this is exactly what makes you look presumptuous. America here, America there, we'll save the world, we have everything... I've been in the United States a couple of years ago, and I liked them, but seriously... I'm proud to be swiss, and it's normal that you're proud to be American, but this kind of video has been done so many times, this is just a crappy version of the other thousand submitted today. I'm glad that Bin Laden died (IF he died), but that's enough, seriously, the world isn't going to improve all of a sudden thanks to the americans who killed him.

10 for Anal Cunt

Best band ever.

Princess-Laucherella responds:

RIP Seth

i will never forget u :'''''''''''''(

Heart touching

sniff

I am Gurzociurlo, I make trash toons, games, music and strudels. I was born in Locarno, a town in which there is a lake I always pee and shit in. Played in many bands, all of them shitty. I would describe my stile with post-universalism. Fuck you Thomas.

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